Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th December 2019

Dilbert//11214, first published seven years ago on Saturday 28th December 2019

Employee Engagement Survey

Tags

managers & supervisors, underpay, senior, management, accurate, information, engagement, survey, important, underpaid

Official transcript

boss: all out the employee engagement survey and make sure you lie like crazy. i don't want any accurate information to bubble up to senior management.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FILL OUT THE EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT SURVEY AND MAKE SURE YOU LIE LIKE CRAZY.

I DON'T WANT ANY ACCURATE INFORMATION TO BUBBLE UP TO SENIOR MANAGEMENT.

IVE NEVER FELT LESS IMPORTANT.

GOOD.

THAT'S WHYI CAN UNDERPAY YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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