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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th December 2019

Dilbert//11214, first published seven years ago on Saturday 28th December 2019

Employee Engagement Survey


Tags

managers & supervisors, underpay, senior, management, accurate, information, engagement, survey, important, underpaid


Official transcript

boss: all out the employee engagement survey and make sure you lie like crazy. i don't want any accurate information to bubble up to senior management.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FILL OUT THE EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT SURVEY AND MAKE SURE YOU LIE LIKE CRAZY.

I DON'T WANT ANY ACCURATE INFORMATION TO BUBBLE UP TO SENIOR MANAGEMENT.

IVE NEVER FELT LESS IMPORTANT.

GOOD.

THAT'S WHYI CAN UNDERPAY YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Importance of Being Underpaid"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2019, features Dilbert, a popular character known for his witty remarks and sarcastic comments on office life. In this strip, Dilbert is asked to fill out an employee engagement survey, but he has an ulterior motive.

  • Dilbert's response is a clever way of expressing his true feelings about the survey and his job.
  • He wants to appear enthusiastic and engaged, but he also wants to convey that he doesn't want any accurate information to bubble up to senior management.
  • The punchline of the strip is that Dilbert's response is so vague and insincere that it's hard to tell what he's really trying to say.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate surveys and the way they can be used to manipulate employees into saying what they think the company wants to hear.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the ways in which employees are often expected to conform to certain expectations.
  • It also shows how employees can use humor and satire to express their true feelings and frustrations in a way that is both humorous and relatable.
  • Overall, the strip is a clever commentary on the human experience in the workplace.

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