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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th December 2019

Dilbert//11216, first published seven years ago on Monday 30th December 2019

Pre Meeting


Tags

managers & supervisors, meeting, pre-meeting, canceled, sarcasm, business, reality


Official transcript

boss: we canceled the meeting because we couldn't find a time for the pre-meeting to prepare for the meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE CANCELED THE MEETING BECAUSE WE COULDN'T FIND A TIME FOR THE PRE-MEETING TO PREPARE FOR THE MEETING.

DOESN'T THE PRE- MEETING NEED ITS OWN PRE-MEETING?

GOOD POINT.

SARCASM AND REALITY HAVE BECOME ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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