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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th January 2020

Dilbert//11226, first published six years ago on Thursday 9th January 2020

Mind Reading


Tags

business, judge, ruling, gavel, proof, thoughts, unfair, mind, reading


Official transcript

court of stupidity

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

COURT OF STUPIDITY THE COURT RULES THAT DILBERT SHOULD MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT HIS BOSS WANTS AT ALL TIMES.

IM NOT A MIND - READER!

PROVE IT.

HOW CAN I PROVE I CAN'T READ MINDS?

EASY. TELL ME WHAT IM NOT THINKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Court of Stupidity"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a scene in a court of law where a man is on trial for being stupid.
  • The judge asks the man to prove he can't read minds, and the man responds by saying he can't read minds.
  • The judge then asks the man to prove he can't read minds, and the man again responds by saying he can't read minds.
  • The man is frustrated and asks how he can prove something that is impossible to prove.
  • The judge tells the man to tell him what he's not thinking, and the man responds by saying he's not thinking about anything.
  • The judge is satisfied with the man's response and declares him guilty of being stupid.

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