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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th January 2020

Dilbert//11226, first published six years ago on Thursday 9th January 2020

Mind Reading


Tags

business, judge, ruling, gavel, proof, thoughts, unfair, mind, reading


Official transcript

court of stupidity

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

COURT OF STUPIDITY THE COURT RULES THAT DILBERT SHOULD MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT HIS BOSS WANTS AT ALL TIMES.

IM NOT A MIND - READER!

PROVE IT.

HOW CAN I PROVE I CAN'T READ MINDS?

EASY. TELL ME WHAT IM NOT THINKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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