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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th January 2020

Dilbert//11232, first published six years ago on Wednesday 15th January 2020

Violating Rules


Tags

managers & supervisors, rules, business, audit, employees, company


Official transcript

boss: our internal audit found that you violated over four hundred company rules in the past year.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR INTERNAL AUDIT FOUND THAT YOU VIOLATED OVER FOUR HUNDRED COMPANY RULES IN THE PAST YEAR.

I'M ALSO THE ONLY EMPLOYEE WHO ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING LAST YEAR.

NOW CONNECT THE DOTS.

SO YOU'RE SAYING WE NEED MORE RULES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Audit"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts an internal audit that discovers four hundred company rules being violated.
  • The employee, who is also the only one to accomplish anything last year, is informed of the audit's findings.
  • The employee is told to connect the dots, implying that they need to understand the rules better.
  • The punchline is that the employee is now being asked to create more rules, as they are the only one who can accomplish anything.

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