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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th January 2020

Dilbert//11232, first published six years ago on Wednesday 15th January 2020

Violating Rules


Tags

managers & supervisors, rules, business, audit, employees, company


Official transcript

boss: our internal audit found that you violated over four hundred company rules in the past year.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR INTERNAL AUDIT FOUND THAT YOU VIOLATED OVER FOUR HUNDRED COMPANY RULES IN THE PAST YEAR.

I'M ALSO THE ONLY EMPLOYEE WHO ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING LAST YEAR.

NOW CONNECT THE DOTS.

SO YOU'RE SAYING WE NEED MORE RULES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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