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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th January 2020

Dilbert//11237, first published six years ago on Monday 20th January 2020

Startup Makes Drones With Guns


Tags

business, danger, military, neighbor, sarcasm, technology, drones, machine guns


Official transcript

boss: we bought a start-up that makes autonomous drones armed with machine guns.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE BOUGHT A STARTUP THAT MAKES AUTONOMOUS DRONES ARMED WITH MACHINE GUNS.

FOR USE BY THE MILITARY?

GOOD IDEA. I HADN T THOUGHT OF THAT.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS FOR PRIVATE USE.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY NEIGHBOR WHEN HE STILL HAD A GAZEBO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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