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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd January 2020

Dilbert//11239, first published six years ago on Wednesday 22nd January 2020

Illegal To Sell Armed Drones


Tags

illegal, armed, drones, private, citizens, sell, business, technology, bribe, law


Official transcript

boss: i just learned it's illegal to sell armed drones to private citizens. how many orders did we get since we started selling them this morning?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I JUST LEARNED IT'S ILLEGAL TO SELL ARMED DRONES TO PRIVATE CITIZENS.

HOW MANY ORDERS DID WE GET SINCE WE STARTED SELLING THEM THIS MORNING?

SEVENTY MILLION.

I'LL LOOK INTO BRIBING SOMEONE TO CHANGE THE LAW.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Drone Law Enforcement"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled, brown-haired, and brown-shirted character, and his coworker, a black-haired woman wearing a red shirt. The strip is divided into three panels.

Panel 1: Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, stating, "I just learned it's illegal to sell armed drones to private citizens." His coworker responds with a puzzled expression.

Panel 2: Dilbert inquires, "How many orders did we get since we started selling them this morning?" His coworker replies, "Seventy million."

Panel 3: Dilbert looks into bribing someone to change the law, stating, "I'll look into bribing someone to change the law." His coworker appears shocked.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert learns that selling armed drones to private citizens is illegal.
  • Despite this, his company has received 70 million orders.
  • Dilbert considers bribing someone to change the law to allow the sales to continue.

This comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of navigating complex legal issues in the business world.

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