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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd January 2020

Dilbert//11239, first published six years ago on Wednesday 22nd January 2020

Illegal To Sell Armed Drones


Tags

illegal, armed, drones, private, citizens, sell, business, technology, bribe, law


Official transcript

boss: i just learned it's illegal to sell armed drones to private citizens. how many orders did we get since we started selling them this morning?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I JUST LEARNED IT'S ILLEGAL TO SELL ARMED DRONES TO PRIVATE CITIZENS.

HOW MANY ORDERS DID WE GET SINCE WE STARTED SELLING THEM THIS MORNING?

SEVENTY MILLION.

I'LL LOOK INTO BRIBING SOMEONE TO CHANGE THE LAW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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