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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st February 2020

Dilbert//11249, first published six years ago on Saturday 1st February 2020

Let Me Know If You Need Help


Tags

business, office workers, sarcasm, teamwork, help, work, awkward


Official transcript

dilbert: if you need an help at all, just let me know.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF YOU NEED ANY HELP AT ALL, JUST LET ME KNOW.

I NEED A LOT OF HELP. BE HERE AT 8 AM AND PLAN TO WORK LATE.

THIS IS AWKWARD, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD OF WHAT I SAID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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