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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th February 2020

Dilbert//11252, first published six years ago on Tuesday 4th February 2020

Marketing Complains


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, marketing, complain, moronic, fired


Official transcript

boss: marketing is complaining that you're not using their ideas.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MARKETING IS COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE NOT USING THEIR IDEAS.

THAT'S BECAUSE ALL OF THEIR IDEAS ARE MORONIC.

I TOLD THEM I FIRED YOU. DON'T LEAVE YOUR CUBICLE OR USE ANY DIGITAL DEVICES UNTIL THIS BLOWS OVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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