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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th February 2020

Dilbert//11252, first published six years ago on Tuesday 4th February 2020

Marketing Complains


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, marketing, complain, moronic, fired


Official transcript

boss: marketing is complaining that you're not using their ideas.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MARKETING IS COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE NOT USING THEIR IDEAS.

THAT'S BECAUSE ALL OF THEIR IDEAS ARE MORONIC.

I TOLD THEM I FIRED YOU. DON'T LEAVE YOUR CUBICLE OR USE ANY DIGITAL DEVICES UNTIL THIS BLOWS OVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Moronic Marketing"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, in three panels. In the first panel, he is shown at his desk, saying to another character, "Marketing is complaining that you're not using their ideas." The second panel shows him at a meeting with a marketing representative, who says, "That's because all of their ideas are moronic." In the third panel, Dilbert is at his desk again, saying, "I told them I fired you. Don't leave your cubicle or use any digital devices until this blows over."

The comic strip humorously highlights the tension between Dilbert and the marketing department, with Dilbert's sarcastic remark about the marketing representative's ideas being "moronic" and his subsequent threat to fire them. The strip pokes fun at the common office dynamics and the often-frustrating interactions between employees and management.

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