Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st February 2020

Dilbert//11269, first published six years ago on Friday 21st February 2020

Expecting Excellence

Tags

business, technology, happiness, expectations, coffee, dysfunction, excellence

Official transcript

wally: asok, he key to happiness is lowering your expectations. for example, all i expect from work today is twelve cups of coffee and a humorous display of corporate dysfunction.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS LOWERING YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

FOR EXAMPLE, ALL I EXPECT FROM WORK TODAY IS TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE AND A HUMOROUS DISPLAY OF CORPORATE DYSFUNCTION.

THAT SOUNDS SO SAD.

TRY EXPECTING EXCELLENCE AND SEE HOW THAT WORKS FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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