Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st February 2020
Dilbert//11269, first published six years ago on Friday 21st February 2020
Expecting Excellence
Tags
business, technology, happiness, expectations, coffee, dysfunction, excellence
Official transcript
wally: asok, he key to happiness is lowering your expectations. for example, all i expect from work today is twelve cups of coffee and a humorous display of corporate dysfunction.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ASOK, THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS LOWERING YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
FOR EXAMPLE, ALL I EXPECT FROM WORK TODAY IS TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE AND A HUMOROUS DISPLAY OF CORPORATE DYSFUNCTION.
THAT SOUNDS SO SAD.
TRY EXPECTING EXCELLENCE AND SEE HOW THAT WORKS FOR YOU.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Key to Happiness"
Summary:
- Asok, an Indian coworker, explains that the key to happiness is lowering expectations.
- He illustrates this by saying that if he expects only twelve cups of coffee and a humorous display of corporate dysfunction from work today, he will be happy.
- However, when Dilbert asks how this works for him, Asok responds that it sounds so sad.
- Asok advises Dilbert to try expecting excellence and see how that works for him.
Key Points:
- Asok's approach to happiness is based on lowering expectations.
- He believes that having realistic expectations can lead to greater satisfaction.
- Asok's suggestion to Dilbert is to try expecting excellence and see how it works for him.
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