Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd February 2020

Dilbert//11271, first published six years ago on Sunday 23rd February 2020

Reading Faces

Tags

business, meeting, corrupt, communists, technology, proposal, reading faces

Official transcript

co-worker: i can't support this project because you're all a bunch of corrupt, godless communists.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T SUPPORT THIS PROJECT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CORRUPT, GODLESS COMMUNISTS.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR EDUCATION?

I LEARNED EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

HOW DOES THAT HELP YOU EVALUATE A TECHNICAL PROPOSAL?

IT'S SIMPLE. I TAKE ONE LOOK AT ALL OF YOUR JERKY FACES, AND I KNOW EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS GUY'S FACE.

HE'S OBVIOUSLY A GRIFTER.

LUCKY GUESS.

THIS ONE OBVIOUSLY HAS ANGER ISSUES.

I DEMAND A LARGER SAMPLE SIZE!

WHATEVER, GEEKFACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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