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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th February 2020

Dilbert//11273, first published six years ago on Tuesday 25th February 2020

Pragmatist


Tags

business, plans, office workers, stupid, pragmatist, practical, implement, technology


Official transcript

asok: i'm a pragmatist. i like plans that are practical.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M A PRAGMATIST.

I LIKE PLANS THAT ARE PRACTICAL.

NOT ME. I LIKE PLANS THAT CAN'T BE IMPLEMENTED.

WAY LESS WORK.

MY WAY SOUNDS STUPID NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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