Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th March 2020

Dilbert//11285, first published six years ago on Sunday 8th March 2020

Elbonian Consultant

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, consultant, elbonia, people, local, problem, distribution, execute, opinion, barber

Official transcript

boss: i hired an elbonian consultant because we couldn't afford anyone local.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED AN ELBONIAN CONSULTANT BECAUSE WE COULDN'T AFFORD ANYONE LOCAL.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSULTED IN THIS COUNTRY?

NO, BUT PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, SO I ASSUME IT ISN'T THAT DIFFERENT FROM ELBONIA.

THAT'S ENOUGH CHITCHAT.

TELL US WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN OUR DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM.

I RECOMMEND EXECUTING ONE OF YOUR DISTRIBUTORS AS A WARNING TO THE OTHERS.

I'M GOING TO NEED A SECOND OPINION.

MY SECOND OPINION IS THAT YOUR BARBER MUST HATE YOUR GUTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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