Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th March 2020

Dilbert//11292, first published six years ago on Sunday 15th March 2020

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Mandatory Blockchain Class

Tags

managers & supervisors, technology, class, mandatory, blockchain, introductory, experienced, developer, instructor, phone call

Official transcript

boss: you haven't completed the mandatory class on blockchain.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVENT COMPLETED THE MANDATORY CLASS ON BLOCKCHAIN.

THAT'S AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS.

I'M ALREADY AN EXPERIENCED BLOCK- CHAIN DEVELOPER.

THE CLASS IS MANDATORY. EVERY DEVELOPER NEEDS TO CHECK THE BOX.

JUST CHECK THE BOX FOR ME.

ONLY THE INSTRUCTOR CAN DO THAT.

AND I DON'T WANT TO CALL HIM BECAUSE HE RAMBLES ON AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A TWO-DAY CLASS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL???

I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

WHAT IF TAKING THE CLASS CAUSES ME TO MISS MY DEADLINES?

PROBLEM.

I'LL JUST CANCEL YOUR BONUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Blockchain Basics"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in [insert publication], features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with bureaucracy. In this strip, Dilbert is introduced to a new class on blockchain, which he has not completed. The instructor, a chain developer, is already experienced in blockchain and is eager to teach the class.

However, Dilbert is not interested in taking the class, citing his lack of understanding of the subject matter. The instructor offers a two-day class to make up for missed deadlines, but Dilbert is uninterested. The comic strip highlights the challenges of learning new technologies and the frustration that can come with it. Despite the instructor's enthusiasm, Dilbert remains skeptical and unenthusiastic about the class.

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