Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th March 2020

Dilbert//11292, first published six years ago on Sunday 15th March 2020

Mandatory Blockchain Class

Tags

managers & supervisors, technology, class, mandatory, blockchain, introductory, experienced, developer, instructor, phone call

Official transcript

boss: you haven't completed the mandatory class on blockchain.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVENT COMPLETED THE MANDATORY CLASS ON BLOCKCHAIN.

THAT'S AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS.

I'M ALREADY AN EXPERIENCED BLOCK- CHAIN DEVELOPER.

THE CLASS IS MANDATORY. EVERY DEVELOPER NEEDS TO CHECK THE BOX.

JUST CHECK THE BOX FOR ME.

ONLY THE INSTRUCTOR CAN DO THAT.

AND I DON'T WANT TO CALL HIM BECAUSE HE RAMBLES ON AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A TWO-DAY CLASS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL???

I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

WHAT IF TAKING THE CLASS CAUSES ME TO MISS MY DEADLINES?

PROBLEM.

I'LL JUST CANCEL YOUR BONUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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