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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th March 2020

Dilbert//11302, first published six years ago on Wednesday 25th March 2020

Hiring Morons And Ted


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, labor, market, hire, moron, position, ted talk, video, smart


Official transcript

boss: the labor market is so tight that i had to hire a moron just to fill a position. my plan is to make him watch ted talk videos until he smartens up.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE LABOR MARKET IS SO TIGHT THAT I HAD TO HIRE A MORON JUST TO FILL A POSITION MY PLAN IS TO MAKE HIM WATCH TED TALK VIDEOS UNTIL HE SMARTENS UP.

HOW MANY WILL IT TAKE?

WITH ANY LUCK, FIFTEEN TO SEVENTEEN WILL GET IT DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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