Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd April 2020

Dilbert//11330, first published six years ago on Wednesday 22nd April 2020

Stress Can Kill You

Tags

business, coronavirus, cortisol, dead man walking, depress, fear, immune, increase, scared, social distancing, system, virus, health

Official transcript

dogbert: you have nothing to fear from the coronavirus but fear itself. obviously, the fear will increase your cortisol levels and depress your immune system so the virus can finish you off.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM THE CORONAVIRUS BUT FEAR ITSELF.

OBVIOUSLY, THE FEAR WILL INCREASE YOUR CORTISOL LEVELS AND DEPRESS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM SO THE VIRUS CAN FINISH YOU OFF.

NOW I'M SCARED.

DEAD MAN WALKING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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