Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th May 2020

Dilbert//11346, first published six years ago on Friday 8th May 2020

Version 2 Kills

Tags

business, upgrade, software, technology, version, health, issue, nonsense

Official transcript

wally with face mask giving presentation: according to our newest data, 100% of the people who upgraded to version 2.0 of our software died the same day.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO OUR NEWEST DATA, 100% OF THE PEOPLE WHO UPGRADED TO VERSION 2.0 OF OUR SOFTWARE DIED THE SAME DAY.

100% BUT WE DON'T THINK IT MEANS ANYTHING BECAUSE ALL OF THEM HAD UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES HOW DID THEY ALL HAVE UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES?

VERSION 1.0 HAD SOME ROUGH EDGES, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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