Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th May 2020

Dilbert//11346, first published six years ago on Friday 8th May 2020

Version 2 Kills

Tags

business, upgrade, software, technology, version, health, issue, nonsense

Official transcript

wally with face mask giving presentation: according to our newest data, 100% of the people who upgraded to version 2.0 of our software died the same day.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO OUR NEWEST DATA, 100% OF THE PEOPLE WHO UPGRADED TO VERSION 2.0 OF OUR SOFTWARE DIED THE SAME DAY.

100% BUT WE DON'T THINK IT MEANS ANYTHING BECAUSE ALL OF THEM HAD UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES HOW DID THEY ALL HAVE UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES?

VERSION 1.0 HAD SOME ROUGH EDGES, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Health Issues"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2020, revolves around a group of people discussing their health issues. The conversation begins with one person stating that 100% of those who upgraded to version 2.0 of their software died on the same day. Another person questions how they all had underlying health issues, to which the first person responds by pointing to a whiteboard displaying "100%." The second person then asks how they all had some rough edges, too, implying that the software upgrade may have contributed to their health problems. The comic strip humorously highlights the potential consequences of software updates on human health.

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