Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th May 2020

Dilbert//11348, first published six years ago on Sunday 10th May 2020

Dogbert Teaches Asok Tech Support

Tags

business, technology, train, tech support, problem, reboot, computer, problem solving, genius

Official transcript

boss: dogbert, i need you to train asok to fill in for you on tech support.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, I NEED YOU TO TRAIN ASOK TO FILL IN FOR YOU ON TECH SUPPORT.

THE GOAL OF TECH SUPPORT IS TO CONVINCE THE CALLER THE PROBLEM IS ON THEIR END.

I DO THIS BY RECOMMENDING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT THINGS FOR THEM TO TRY.

EVENTUALLY, THEY GIVE UP.

WATCH AND LEARN UH-HUH... UH-HUH...

TRY REBOOTING YOUR COMPUTER.

NOW TRY IT AGAIN WHILE HOLDING CONTROL-ESCAPE- SPACE BAR-DELETE FOR EXACTLY 27.3 SECONDS.

NO LUCK? TRY LOOKING AT YOUR COMPUTER'S BINARY CODE TO FIND ANY ZEROS AND ONES THAT ARE OUT OF ORDER.

AAAND HE'S GONE.

GENIUS!

CLICK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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