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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th June 2020

Dilbert//11376, first published six years ago on Sunday 7th June 2020

Should Have Done It Sooner


Tags

business, dollars, failure, managers & supervisors, patch, payroll, problem, raise, savings, software, technology, years


Official transcript

dilbert: i wrote a software patch that will save three million dollars per year. i feel as if i deserve a bonus or a raise.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WROTE A SOFTWARE PATCH THAT WILL SAVE THREE MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR.

I FEEL AS IF I DESERVE A BONUS OR A RAISE.

WHEN DID YOU DO IT?

THIS WEEK.

HOW LONG DID WE HAVE THE PROBLEM?

FIVE YEARS.

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE FIXED IT FIVE YEARS AGO.

LOOKS LIKE A GIGANTIC FAILURE TO ME. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

DID YOU TRY MY STRATEGY FOR KEEPING PAYROLL EXPENSES LOW?

WORKS LIKE MAGIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cost of Failure"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2009, follows the misadventures of Dilbert, a cynical office worker, as he navigates the challenges of corporate life. The story revolves around Dilbert's attempt to save three million dollars per year by writing a software patch, which ultimately fails.

Key Panels:

  • Dilbert proudly announces his plan to save three million dollars per year by writing a software patch.
  • He is awarded a bonus or raise for his efforts, but later realizes that the patch has not been implemented.
  • Dilbert is met with skepticism and ridicule by his coworkers, who question the effectiveness of his strategy.
  • In the final panel, Dilbert is shown trying to keep payroll expenses low, but is met with resistance from his coworkers.

Themes:

  • The comic strip explores themes of failure, disappointment, and the challenges of working in a corporate environment.
  • It highlights the difficulties of implementing change and the importance of perseverance in the face of adversity.
  • The strip also touches on the theme of office politics and the ways in which coworkers can undermine each other's efforts.

Humor:

  • The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at the absurdities of corporate life and the challenges of working in a bureaucratic environment.
  • The strip's witty dialogue and clever illustrations add to its comedic effect, making it a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has ever worked in an office.

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