Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st June 2020

Dilbert//11390, first published six years ago on Sunday 21st June 2020

Two Bad Options

Tags

big business, business, business ethics, business failures/bankruptcies, hide, managers & supervisors, options, analysis, corporate

Official transcript

Dilbert: I analyzed our only two options. One option costs too much, and the other option is impossible.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ANALYZED OUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS.

ONE OPTION COSTS TOO MUCH, AND THE OTHER OPTION IS IMPOSSIBLE.

LET'S DO THE IMPOSSIBLE ONE.

PERHAPS YOU CAN EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING.

ACCORDING TO YOU, WE WILL FAIL EITHER WAY.

BUT IF WE FAIL IN A SLOW AND INEXPENSIVE WAY, NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE FOR MONTHS.

WITH ANY LUCK, WELL HAVE A CORPORATE REORGANIZATION THAT FOREVER HIDES OUR GROSS INCOMPETENCE.

HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE?

EVERY SIX MONTHS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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