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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th July 2020

Dilbert//11404, first published six years ago on Sunday 5th July 2020

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Tags

body cam, freedom, keystrokes, location, managers & supervisors, phone, report, status, technology, track, video conference, work at home, working


Official transcript

dilbert: maybe i could permanently work at home.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE I COULD PERMANENTLY WORK AT HOME.

NO PROBLEM. I JUST NEED A FEW THINGS FROM YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE WORKING.

SUCH AS?

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I NEED FREQUENT STATUS REPORTS.

SOUNDS REASONABLE.

AND I'LL NEED TO TRACK YOUR KEYSTROKES AND YOUR PHONE'S LOCATION.

WOW. WELL, OKAY.

I GUESS I CAN GET USED TO THAT IN RETURN FOR MY FREEDOM TO WORK AT HOME.

NOW THAT IVE LOOSENED YOU UP, LET'S TALK ABOUT FITTING YOU FOR A BODY CAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Home Office"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, working from home. He is shown sitting at a desk in front of a computer, with a phone and a body cam on the desk. The conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Scott Adams, is presented in a series of speech bubbles.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert requests to work from home permanently.
  • Scott Adams agrees, but with conditions.
  • Dilbert must track his keystrokes and phone location.
  • Dilbert is fitted with a body cam to monitor his activities.
  • Scott Adams is satisfied with the arrangement, but Dilbert is concerned about the invasion of his privacy.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working from home and the potential trade-offs between flexibility and privacy.

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