Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th July 2020

Dilbert//11404, first published six years ago on Sunday 5th July 2020

Tracking Dilbert

Tags

body cam, freedom, keystrokes, location, managers & supervisors, phone, report, status, technology, track, video conference, work at home, working

Official transcript

dilbert: maybe i could permanently work at home.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE I COULD PERMANENTLY WORK AT HOME.

NO PROBLEM. I JUST NEED A FEW THINGS FROM YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE WORKING.

SUCH AS?

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I NEED FREQUENT STATUS REPORTS.

SOUNDS REASONABLE.

AND I'LL NEED TO TRACK YOUR KEYSTROKES AND YOUR PHONE'S LOCATION.

WOW. WELL, OKAY.

I GUESS I CAN GET USED TO THAT IN RETURN FOR MY FREEDOM TO WORK AT HOME.

NOW THAT IVE LOOSENED YOU UP, LET'S TALK ABOUT FITTING YOU FOR A BODY CAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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