Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th July 2020

Dilbert//11409, first published six years ago on Friday 10th July 2020

Scooch Over

Tags

business, business people, destiny, no, people, ruler, sarcasm, superpower

Official transcript

dilbert talking to dogbert on couch

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN SAYING, "NO" TO PEOPLE ALL WEEK, AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO ME.

WHY DID I NEVER KNOW ABOUT THIS SUPERPOWER? NOW I AM THE RULER OF MY OWN DESTINY!

SCOOCH OVER.

NO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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