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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th July 2020

Dilbert//11414, first published six years ago on Wednesday 15th July 2020

Boss Fired For Being White Supremacist


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, racism, fired, employees, white supremacist, apathy, career, punch, witness, denial


Official transcript

ceo: i have to fire you because employees are saying you are a white supremacist.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE TO FIRE YOU BECAUSE EMPLOYEES ARE SAYING YOU ARE A WHITE SUPREMACIST.

BUT IM NOT.

DOESN'T MATTER. I CARE MORE ABOUT MY CAREER THAN YOUR LIFE.

YOU'RE FIRING ME JUST TO LOOK GOOD?

AND I'LL NEED TO PUNCH YOU IN FRONT OF WITNESSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "White Supremacist"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between a boss and an employee.
  • The boss claims that the employee is a white supremacist.
  • The employee denies the accusation and argues that the boss is firing him due to his career success.
  • The boss threatens to punch the employee in front of witnesses if he doesn't leave quietly.
  • The employee refuses to leave and continues to argue with the boss.
  • The comic strip satirizes the common trope of bosses using arbitrary reasons to fire employees.

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