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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st July 2020

Dilbert//11420, first published six years ago on Tuesday 21st July 2020

Carol's Hate Jealousy


Tags

office workers, pandemic, business, anger, writing, novel, write, ambitious, intense, hate, jealously, encouragement, die, covid, lane


Official transcript

dilbert and carol wearing face masks.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M THINKING ABOUT WRITING A NOVEL.

STAY IN YOUR LANE!

I'M NOT AMBITIOUS AND I HAVE INTENSE HATE-JEALOUSY FOR ANYONE WHO IS!

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ENCOURAGEMENT.

DIE!

DIE!

DIE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ambition"

Summary:

  • The comic strip follows the character Dilbert as he tries to write a novel.
  • He is interrupted by his coworker, who is jealous of his ambition and tries to discourage him.
  • Dilbert's response is to tell his coworker to die, which is a humorous and unexpected twist.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of ambition and the lengths people will go to in order to achieve their goals.

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