Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th July 2020

Dilbert//11429, first published six years ago on Thursday 30th July 2020

We Have No Strategy

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, strategy, meeting, complain, cheap, jealous, wisdom

Official transcript

boss wearing face mask: i hired a guy to complain at every meeting by saying, "we have no strategy."mi got him cheap because that's all he does.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A GUY TO COMPLAIN AT EVERY MEETING BY SAYING, "WE HAVE NO STRATEGY." I GOT HIM CHEAP BECAUSE THAT'S ALL HE DOES.

SOME WOULD SAY WE DON'T NEED HIM.

MAYBE THEY'RE JEALOUS OF HIS WISDOM STRATEGY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "No Strategy"

Summary:

• A man is hired to complain at every meeting by saying, "We have no strategy."
• The man's complaints are met with skepticism, as some suggest that he is jealous of the wisdom of others.
• The man responds by saying that he was hired for his lack of strategy, implying that he is a placeholder or a stopgap measure.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of hiring someone solely to complain, and the absurdity of having a person with no strategy in a leadership position.

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