Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th July 2020

Dilbert//11429, first published six years ago on Thursday 30th July 2020

We Have No Strategy

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, strategy, meeting, complain, cheap, jealous, wisdom

Official transcript

boss wearing face mask: i hired a guy to complain at every meeting by saying, "we have no strategy."mi got him cheap because that's all he does.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A GUY TO COMPLAIN AT EVERY MEETING BY SAYING, "WE HAVE NO STRATEGY." I GOT HIM CHEAP BECAUSE THAT'S ALL HE DOES.

SOME WOULD SAY WE DON'T NEED HIM.

MAYBE THEY'RE JEALOUS OF HIS WISDOM STRATEGY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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