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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th August 2020

Dilbert//11448, first published six years ago on Tuesday 18th August 2020

Social Media Poisoning


Tags

health, medical, doctor, social media, poison, defensive, angry, self-control, weight, pounds, shaming, fat, over reaction


Official transcript

dilbert in doctor's office.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THINK I HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA POISONING.

IT MAKES ME FEEL DEFENSIVE AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME, BUT I CAN'T QUIT.

YOUVE GAINED FIVE POUNDS YOU FAT- SHAMING QUACK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Quack's Unhealthy Obsession"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his job.
  • In this strip, Dilbert visits a doctor, who is portrayed as a quack.
  • Dilbert reveals that he has social media poisoning, which makes him feel defensive and angry all the time.
  • He claims to have gained five pounds due to his lack of motivation to quit.
  • The doctor, who is fat-shaming Quack, advises Dilbert to stop using social media.
  • The strip humorously highlights the negative impact of social media on mental health and the absurdity of seeking advice from a quack doctor.

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