Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th September 2020

Dilbert//11467, first published six years ago on Sunday 6th September 2020

Authority On Your Opinion

Tags

business, office workers, disagreements, opinion, sarcasm, change, debate, authority, hallucinating, lying, stupid, gaslight, insult, face mask

Official transcript

co-worker: why have you changed your opinion since last week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR OPINION SINCE LAST WEEK?

I HAVENT CHANGED MY OPINION.

NO, IT WAS DIFFERENT LAST WEEK.

ARE WE REALLY DEBATING WHICH ONE OF US IS A BETTER AUTHORITY ON MY OPINION?

YOU MIGHT BE LYING ABOUT NOT CHANGING YOUR OPINION.

AND YOU MIGHT BE HALLUCINATING OR LYING OR JUST STUPID.

YOU MIGHT BE TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME RIGHT NOW.

IM GLAD WE CAN HAVE THESE HONEST TALKS.

I HOPE YOU PLUNGE TO YOUR DEATH IN A FREAK ELEVATOR ACCIDENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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