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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th September 2020

Dilbert//11474, first published six years ago on Sunday 13th September 2020

Applying Math To Guesses


Tags

business ethics, managers & supervisors, employment, business, analysis, discount rate, installation, maintenance, project, technology, math, guess, sarcasm, face mask


Official transcript

boss: how confident are you in your analysis?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW CONFIDENT ARE YOU IN YOUR ANALYSIS?

VERY CONFIDENT.

GOOD.) UNLESS I USED THE WRONG DISCOUNT RATE, WHICH IS HARD TO KNOW.

BUT OTHERWISE, IT'S SOLID?

EXCEPT FOR THE INSTALLATION AND MAINTENANCE COSTS, WHICH ARE WILD GUESSES.

AND WE DON'T KNOW IF WE SIZED THE PROJECT RIGHT, SO COSTS COULD BE DOUBLE OR TRIPLE.

IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU APPLIED MATH TO A BUNCH OF WILD GUESSES.

YES, BUT I GOT THE RESULT YOU WANTED.

NEXT TIME, JUST SAY THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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