Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st October 2020

Dilbert//11492, first published six years ago on Thursday 1st October 2020

No Update Needed

Tags

apathy, assignment, face mask, managers & supervisors, project, robot, sarcasm, technology, update

Official transcript

asok: would you like an update on my project?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE AN UPDATE ON MY PROJECT?

NO, NOT REALLY.

I ONLY GIVE YOU THE PROJECTS I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

I JUST LOST MY WILL TO LIVE.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I PLAN TO REPLACE YOU WITH A ROBOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Robot Replacement"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2010, revolves around a conversation between a boss and an employee. The employee expresses a desire for an update on their project, but the boss dismisses the request, stating that they only care about the projects they don't care about. The employee responds by saying they have lost their will to live and plan to replace themselves with a robot. The boss is surprised by this revelation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip humorously portrays the frustration and desperation of an employee seeking attention and recognition for their work.

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