Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st October 2020

Dilbert//11492, first published six years ago on Thursday 1st October 2020

No Update Needed

Tags

apathy, assignment, face mask, managers & supervisors, project, robot, sarcasm, technology, update

Official transcript

asok: would you like an update on my project?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE AN UPDATE ON MY PROJECT?

NO, NOT REALLY.

I ONLY GIVE YOU THE PROJECTS I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

I JUST LOST MY WILL TO LIVE.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I PLAN TO REPLACE YOU WITH A ROBOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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