Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th October 2020

Dilbert//11508, first published six years ago on Saturday 17th October 2020

Lucky Profits

Tags

bonus, business, compensation, executive, managers & supervisors, pandemic, sarcasm, technology, video conferencing, zoom, luck

Official transcript

catbert to ceo: there's a problem with your executive compensation. the company made so much money during the pandemic, purely by luck, that your bonus would be ten million dollars.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH YOUR EXECUTIVE COMPENSATON.

THE COMPANY MADE SO MUCH MONEY DURING THE PANDEMIC, PURELY BY LUCK, THAT YOUR BONUS WOULD BE TEN MILLION DOLLARS.

EARNED IT.

YOU MADE ZOOM CALLS WEARING ONLY SOCKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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