Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th October 2020

Dilbert//11511, first published six years ago on Tuesday 20th October 2020

Quarantine Wally

Tags

avoid, business, clean, covid-19, hazmat suit, health & safety, quarantine, symptoms, wash, pandemic

Official transcript

man in hazmat suit: you reported covid-19 symptoms, so we have to quarantine you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU REPORTED COVID-19 SYMPTOMS, SO WE HAVE TO QUARANTINE YOU.

I DON'T HAVE SYMPTOMS. I JUST SAID I DID TO AVOID A MEETING.

WELL, YOU PROBABLY HAVE IT NOW. I HAVEN'T WASHED THIS HAZMAT SUIT IN FIVE MONTHS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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