Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th November 2020

Dilbert//11533, first published six years ago on Wednesday 11th November 2020

Elbonian Words

Tags

business, technology, elbonian, headquarters, language, factory, word

Official transcript

boss: headquarters has released a new list of things you are not supposed to say when visiting our elbonian factory.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEADQUAR TERS HAS RELEASED A NEW LIST OF THINGS YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN VISITING OUR ELBONIAN FACTORY.

AT THE TOP OF THE LIST, NEVER SAY "GLFALAWAH" TO AN ELBONIAN.

BECAUSE IT MEANS SOMETHING NAUGHTY?

BECAUSE IT ISN'T A WORD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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