Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th November 2020

Dilbert//11535, first published six years ago on Friday 13th November 2020

Climate Change And Wally

Tags

business, late, attendance, alarm, power, phone, coal power plant, climate change

Official transcript

wally to boss and dilbert: sorry i'm late. my alarm didn't go off because my town lost power and my phone battery died. and we lost power because the state closed down the lost coal power plant to reduce co2 emissions. so really, the fault lies with climate change, not me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY IM LATE.

MY ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF BECAUSE MY TOWN LOST POWER AND MY PHONE BATTERY DIED.

AND WE LOST POWER BECAUSE THE STATE CLOSED DOWN THE LAST COAL POWER PLANT TO REDUCE CO2 EMISSIONS.

SO REALLY, THE FAULT LIES WITH CLIMATE CHANGE, NOT ME.

SLOW CLAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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