Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th November 2020

Dilbert//11539, first published six years ago on Tuesday 17th November 2020

Rewriting Shakespeare

Tags

author, play, sarcasm, writing, shakespeare, confidence, rewriting, plot, dialogue, drunk

Official transcript

Dogbert: My new hobby is rewriting shakespeare's plays so the sentences make sense. He had some good plot ideas, but I think he was drunk when he wrote the dialogue.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW HOBBY IS REWRITING SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYS SO THE SENTENCES MAKE SENSE.

HE HAD SOME GOOD PLOT IDEAS, BUT I THINK HE WAS DRUNK WHEN HE WROTE THE DIALOGUE.

ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE.

"WHERE AROMEO?"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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