Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th November 2020

Dilbert//11551, first published six years ago on Sunday 29th November 2020

Dogbert Does Telemedicine

Tags

business, technology, telemedicine, time, doctor, health, pain, rake, leaves, medicine

Official transcript

dogbert: i started doing telemedicine in my spare time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I STARTED DOING TELEMEDICINE IN MY SPARE TIME.

DON'T YOU NEED TO BE A DOCTOR TO DO THAT?

TECHNICALLY, YES. BUT I FOUND A WORKAROUND WHICH IS?

I TELL PEOPLE I'M A DOCTOR.

DOCTOR, I HAVE A SHARP PAIN IN THE BACK OF MY THIGH.

ARE YOU SITTING ON A RAKE?

THAT'S A WEIRD QUESTION.

OH, WAIT, I AM.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

TRY PICKING UP LEAVES WITH YOUR HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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