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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th November 2020

Dilbert//11551, first published six years ago on Sunday 29th November 2020

Dogbert Does Telemedicine


Tags

business, technology, telemedicine, time, doctor, health, pain, rake, leaves, medicine


Official transcript

dogbert: i started doing telemedicine in my spare time.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I STARTED DOING TELEMEDICINE IN MY SPARE TIME.

DON'T YOU NEED TO BE A DOCTOR TO DO THAT?

TECHNICALLY, YES. BUT I FOUND A WORKAROUND WHICH IS?

I TELL PEOPLE I'M A DOCTOR.

DOCTOR, I HAVE A SHARP PAIN IN THE BACK OF MY THIGH.

ARE YOU SITTING ON A RAKE?

THAT'S A WEIRD QUESTION.

OH, WAIT, I AM.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

TRY PICKING UP LEAVES WITH YOUR HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Telemedicine Tangle"

Summary:

In this Dilbert comic strip, the titular character is experiencing a sharp pain in his back of the thigh and decides to seek medical attention through telemedicine. However, he encounters a series of humorous misunderstandings and technical issues, ultimately leading to a confusing and frustrating experience.

Panel-by-Panel Breakdown:

  1. Introduction: Dilbert starts doing telemedicine in his spare time.
  2. The Call: He calls a doctor, but the conversation quickly takes an unexpected turn.
  3. The Diagnosis: The doctor asks if he's sitting on a rake, and Dilbert responds with a witty remark.
  4. The Weird Question: The doctor asks a bizarre question, leaving Dilbert perplexed.
  5. The Technical Issue: The connection is lost, and Dilbert is left waiting.
  6. The Conclusion: The doctor reappears, and Dilbert attempts to pick up leaves with his hands, only to realize the absurdity of the situation.

Key Takeaways:

  • Telemedicine can be prone to technical issues and misunderstandings.
  • Doctors may ask unusual questions, leading to confusion.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of remote healthcare and the importance of clear communication.

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