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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th December 2020

Dilbert//11556, first published six years ago on Friday 4th December 2020

Thought Leader


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, calendar, assistant, leader, delegation, thought, work, hands


Official transcript

boss: ask my assistant to put it on my calendar.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASK MY ASSISTANT TO PUT IT ON MY CALENDAR.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR RIGHT NOW?

I'M MORE OF A THOUGHT LEADER.

I DON'T LIKE TO WORK WITH MY HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Thought Leadership"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and workplace struggles.
  • In this particular strip, Dilbert is asked by his assistant to put a calendar on his desk.
  • Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, stating that he is more of a thought leader and doesn't like to work with his hands.
  • The assistant is confused by Dilbert's response and asks why he can't just put the calendar on his desk right now.
  • Dilbert's response highlights his tendency to avoid physical tasks and prefer to focus on intellectual pursuits.

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