Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th December 2020

Dilbert//11571, first published six years ago on Saturday 19th December 2020

Alice Is Honest

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, goals, quarter, unrealistic, honest

Official transcript

boss: alice, you did not meet your goals this quarter.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOU DID NOT MEET YOUR GOALS THIS QUARTER.

THAT'S BECAUSE MY GOALS ARE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC AND WERE CREATED BY A MORON.

I HOPE YOU MEANT IT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANT US TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO ACT ON IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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