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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd December 2020

Dilbert//11575, first published six years ago on Wednesday 23rd December 2020

No Makeup On Zoom


Tags

business, sarcasm, technology, zoom, call, voice only, makeup, hermit, fedex


Official transcript

dilbert communicating with another person on cell phone.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN WE SET UP A ZOOM CALL LATER TODAY?

TAP TAP TAP I PREFER A VOICE - ONLY CALL BECAUSE I'M NOT WEARING MAKEUP AT HOME.

HOW HIDEOUS DO YOU LOOK WITHOUT MAKEUP?

I'M NOT SURE, BUT FEDEX ASKED ME TO STOP ANSWERING THE DOOR IN PERSON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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