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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th January 2021

Dilbert//11590, first published five years ago on Thursday 7th January 2021

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Tags

distraction, technology, business, text, message, phone, respond


Official transcript

dilbert: ...so what we need to do...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SO WHAT WE NEED TO DO...

DING!

OKAY, NOW YOU'RE ONLY PRETENDING TO LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE YOUR MIND IS ON THAT INCOMING TEXT MESSAGE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT IT AND RESPOND?

ONLY IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN WRAP THIS UP IN FIFTEEN SECONDS OR SO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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