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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd January 2021

Dilbert//11605, first published five years ago on Friday 22nd January 2021

High Morale


Tags

business, sarcasm, technology, happy, embezzling, morale, employee engagement, train, mock, maockery


Official transcript

dilbert singing and dancing.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU SEEM WAY TOO HAPPY ABOUT YOUR JOB. ARE YOU EMBEZZLING?

NO, I'M EXPERIENCING GREAT MORALE AND HIGH EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT, JUST THE WAY YOU TRAINED ME.

THAT IT DID ACTUALLY UNTIL YOU WORKS?

MADE A MOCKERY OF IT JUST NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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