Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd February 2021

Dilbert//11616, first published five years ago on Tuesday 2nd February 2021

General Incompetence

Tags

business, technology, project, success, expectations, destroy, incompetent, sarcasm

Official transcript

dilbert: in summary, my project was successful beyond all expectations.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN SUMMARY, MY PROJECT WAS SUCCESSFUL BEYOND ALL EXPECTATIONS.

MY RELATIVE LACK OF SUCCESS THIS YEAR MAKES ME HATE YOU AND WANT TO DESTROY YOU.

WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?

GENERAL INCOMPETENCE.

SAME THING THAT KILLED ALL OF MY PROJECTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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