Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th February 2021

Dilbert//11618, first published five years ago on Thursday 4th February 2021

Wally's Success

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, track, success, work, correlation, working, sarcasm, unproductive

Official transcript

wally: i've been tracking my successes at work relative to my efforts, and i see no correlation. so if you see me not working hard, you should assume everything is fine.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE BEEN TRACKING MY SUCCESSES AT WORK RELATIVE TO MY EFFORTS, AND I SEE NO CORRELATION.

SO IF YOU SEE ME NOT WORKING HARD, YOU SHOULD ASSUME EVERYTHING IS FINE.

YOUVE NEVER HAD A SUCCESS TO TRACK.

I WAS HOPING YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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