Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th February 2021

Dilbert//11621, first published five years ago on Sunday 7th February 2021

Dogbert Is Doctor Of Impossible

Tags

boring, business, cure, diseases, doctor, fail, headache, ice-cold bath, impossible, improvement, medical, prescribe, sarcasm, treatments, health and wellnes

Official transcript

dogbert: i'm dogbert, doctor of the impossible.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M DOGBERT, DOCTOR OF THE IMPOSSIBLE.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU CURE DISEASES THAT ARE BELIEVED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE TO CURE?

NO, THAT SOUNDS BORING.

I PRESCRIBE TREATMENTS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW.

WHEN YOU FAIL, AND YOU DON'T GET BETTER, YOULL THINK IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.

HOW DOES THAT HELP ANYONE BUT YOU?

HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP.

YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

TO CURE THAT, I SUGGEST ICE-COLD BATHS EVERY SIX MINUTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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