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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st February 2021

Dilbert//11635, first published five years ago on Sunday 21st February 2021

Alice Compliments Ted


Tags

business, comparison, project, job, great, dread, foreboding, generous, trap, lull, sabotage, career, monster


Official transcript

alice: you did a great job on your project ted.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU DID A GREAT JOB ON YOUR PROJECT, TED.

THANK YOU.

YOU ARE MOST WELCOME.

WAIT. WHY DO I HAVE A SENSE OF DREAD AND FOREBODING?

IT ISN'T LIKE YOU TO GIVE OUT GENEROUS COMPLIMENTS.

THIS FEELS LIKE A TRAP. YOU'RE LULLING ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.

YOU PLAN TO SABOTAGE MY CAREER TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER BY COMPARISON.

YOU MONSTER!

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

THAT WORKED OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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