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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th February 2021

Dilbert//11642, first published five years ago on Sunday 28th February 2021

Destroy The Competition


Tags

business, technology, destroy, competition, approve, violence, figure of speech, engineers, literal, competitors, beat, sticks, sarcasm, incite, figurative, speech


Official transcript

boss: we need to destroy our competition!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO DESTROY OUR COMPETITION!

I DON'T APPROVE OF VIOLENCE.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT VIOLENCE.

YOU SAID "DESTROY" THEM. I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING ELSE.

IT WAS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

WE'RE ENGINEERS!

YOU CAN'T USE FIGURATIVE SPEECH WITH US. WE TAKE THINGS LITERALLY SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS IT YOU WANT US TO DO WITH OUR COMPETITORS?

BEAT THEM!

WITH STICKS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Violence is Not the Answer"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2001, revolves around a meeting where the topic of violence is discussed. The conversation is led by an engineer who believes that using figurative speech can be detrimental to their profession. The engineer's statement sparks a debate among the colleagues, with some advocating for the use of violence as a means of expression, while others argue that it is not necessary.

Key Points:

  • The engineer emphasizes the importance of using figurative speech in a professional setting.
  • Colleagues debate the use of violence as a means of expression.
  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of communicating effectively in a workplace setting.

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