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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th March 2021

Dilbert//11662, first published five years ago on Saturday 20th March 2021

Because Of The Pandemic


Tags

business, covid-19, managers & supervisors, pandemic, technology, projects, behind, schedule, virus, laptop, coffee


Official transcript

boss: wally, four out of five of your projects are behind schedule.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, FOUR OUT OF FIVE OF YOUR PROJECTS ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE.

THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC.

ONE OF YOUR PROJECTS IS ON SCHEDULE.

THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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