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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd March 2021

Dilbert//11665, first published five years ago on Tuesday 23rd March 2021

Lonely Man


Tags

business, technology, zoom, discuss, issue, video call, voice call, attractive, lonely, women, man, remote, work from home, cell phone, linkedin, profile, photo


Official transcript

dilbert on couch with cell phone texting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S DO A ZOOM CALL TO DISCUSS THAT ISSUE.

TAP TAP TAP YOU ONLY WANT TO DO A VIDEO CALL BECAUSE I'M AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND YOU ARE A LONEL Y SINGLE MAN WORKING REMOTELY.

WILL YOU SETTLE FOR A VOICE CALL WHILE YOU STARE AT MY LINKEDIN PROFILE PHOTO?

YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Zoom Call" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a red shirt and black pants, sitting on a couch.

Panel 1: Dilbert initiates a Zoom call to discuss an unspecified issue. He taps his fingers together, indicating his readiness to start the conversation.

Panel 2: Dilbert makes a comment about the woman he is video conferencing with, stating that she is attractive but lonely and working remotely. He asks if she would settle for a voice call while he stares at her LinkedIn profile photo.

Panel 3: Dilbert receives a positive response, as indicated by the "YES" written next to him. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges and awkwardness of remote work, particularly when it comes to social interactions and personal connections.

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