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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd March 2021

Dilbert//11665, first published five years ago on Tuesday 23rd March 2021

Lonely Man


Tags

business, technology, zoom, discuss, issue, video call, voice call, attractive, lonely, women, man, remote, work from home, cell phone, linkedin, profile, photo


Official transcript

dilbert on couch with cell phone texting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S DO A ZOOM CALL TO DISCUSS THAT ISSUE.

TAP TAP TAP YOU ONLY WANT TO DO A VIDEO CALL BECAUSE I'M AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND YOU ARE A LONEL Y SINGLE MAN WORKING REMOTELY.

WILL YOU SETTLE FOR A VOICE CALL WHILE YOU STARE AT MY LINKEDIN PROFILE PHOTO?

YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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