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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th April 2021

Dilbert//11680, first published five years ago on Wednesday 7th April 2021

Title Promotion


Tags

business, technology, recognition, outstanding, work, pandemic, title, promotion, stupid, raise, ungrateful, engineer


Official transcript

boss: dilbert, in recognition of your outstanding work during the pandemic, i'm giving you a promotion.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR OUTSTANDING WORK DURING THE PANDEMIC, I'M GIVING YOU A TITLE PROMOTION I DON'T WANT A STUPID TITLE. I WANT A RAISE!

WHAT'S MY NEW TITLE?

"UNGRATEFUL ENGINEER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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