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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th April 2021

Dilbert//11682, first published five years ago on Friday 9th April 2021

Zoom Team Building


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, team, building, session, zoom, drink, heavy, home, absurd, gift, purchase, laptop, video call


Official transcript

boss: on friday we'll be having a team building session on zoom. you are welcome to drink heavily because you will already be home.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ON FRIDAY WELL BE HAVING A TEAM- BUILDING SESSION ON ZOOM.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO DRINK HEAVILY BECAUSE YOU WILL ALREADY BE HOME.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT COULD BE MORE ABSURD.

AND BUY A GIFT FOR YOURSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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