Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th April 2021

Dilbert//11684, first published five years ago on Sunday 11th April 2021

No Need To Zoom

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, technology, video call, voice call, email, texting, zoom, meeting, update, team, laptop, cell phone, link, progress

Official transcript

boss: i'll schedule a zoom call with the whole team tomorrow to give the update.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL SCHEDULE A ZOOM CALL WITH THE WHOLE TEAM TOMORROW TO GIVE THE UPDATE.

OR YOU COULD TELL ME TOMORROW, AND I'LL TELL THE REST OF THE TEAM ON OUR NOON ZOOM CALL.

UM, OKAY. I'LL SEND YOU A ZOOM LINK TOMORROW.

DOES OUR CALL NEED TO BE A VIDEO CALL? CAN WE DO A VOICE CALL?

WELL, YES, I GUESS WE COULD JUST DO A VOICE CALL.

DO WE NEED TO TALK, OR CAN YOU JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL?

I SUPPOSE I COULD JUST SEND YOU AN EMAIL.

OKAY, WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS.

NOW, HAVE YOU HEARD OF "TEXTING"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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