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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th April 2021

Dilbert//11687, first published five years ago on Wednesday 14th April 2021

Office Nickname


Tags

business, technology, cell phone, nickname, office, insulting, approval, bad, start, permission


Official transcript

dilbert video call on cell phone.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SHOULD I CALL YOU TED, OR DO YOU PREFER YOUR OFFICE NICKNAME?

I ONLY ASK BECAUSE YOUR NICKNAME IS INSULTING, SO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY WITH ME USING IT.

I HAVE AN OFFICE NICKNAME?

AAAND WE'RE OFF TO A BAD START.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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